Ninja Pipe

Giving someone a blowjob secretly

I gave my boyfriend some Ninja Pipe while he was studying

by I am related to Chuck Norris January 5, 2018

ninja pants

1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.

The ninja pants saved the world from the evil samurai socks who eat people's stanky feet sauce.

by waffles!? December 16, 2005

pussy ninja

someone who stealthily snatches away another mans previously designated pussy

Dude i thought i had dibs on that hoe, then Patrick swooped in and ninjad that pussy.

Dude that nigga Lee is a fucking pussy ninja.

Dude, did Kevin just ninja Mirandas pussy away from Joel?

by Billy Joe Ray December 17, 2008

Anti-Ninja

Anyone who can beat a Ninja in a fight/wrestling/etc.

Anna beat Daniel in wrestling, and Dan is a ninja, therefore Anna is an Anti-Ninja

by dr drew August 5, 2009

butt ninja

A karate butt humper

"woah! i just got raped by a fucking sneaky butt ninja! i hate my life!"

by poopOnsatan April 26, 2003

Mall Ninja

A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games.

Jeff: "Dude check out my new AR-15. Its got quad rails, a flashlight/ laser combination, a dummy grenade launcher, a bayonet, a telescoping stock, and an ACOG scope!"

Matt: "Dude check out my .30/06 Remington 700 with a custom walnut stock and a Leupold scope. I can kill a deer at 500 yards with factory ammo! Can your AR do that?"

Jeff: "Uh, No..."

Matt: "Didn't think so. Admit it. You're a damn MALL NINJA!"

by Piecemaker June 24, 2010

Ninja Gaiden

Ninja Gaiden n. One of the greatest sidescrolling hack n' slash videogame series' ever to grace the Nintendo Entertainment System. And it stars a NINJA!! 'Nuff said. (Note: Not to be confused with the newly updated 3D version for the X Box; we're talking old-school here!)

Billy: "Hey! Wanna come outside and play soccer?"

Serious Ninja Gamer: "Not now, jackass! I'm almost up to level 7-3 in NINJA GAIDEN!

by Mr. Pirate May 26, 2004