night dick

A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.

My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.

I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.

Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.

My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.

by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014

poop night

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.

Last night was such a poop night!

by Sir Poopsaloteeeeee March 1, 2014

Night Show

Usually taking place in The Hills... an event where you pop pills snort snow and have sex

Are u sure you wanna party at the Night Show

by Blame Trey February 4, 2019

Date night

Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.

Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...

by Red John's Friend January 25, 2022

Night humps

Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"

Dude, you had night humps last night

Discover my night humps

by Shibunu June 16, 2010

Escape the night

The best show there is. It’s a reality murder mystery show where youtubers solve different puzzles and escape death on YouTube premium. It’ll make you laugh and cry. It’s just a whirlwind of emotions.

Escape the Night is one of the best shows out there. I recommend it 10/10. Five stars.

by Big time oof August 22, 2019

wired on the night

1. A state of hyperactivity or generally feeling high and possibly not functioning normally due to staying awake for too long

2. Feeling very awake despite it being late

3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired

"I've slept so little, I can't even understand the definition of this phrase on urban dictionary so I'm looking at the example because I'm so wired on the night!"

by word on the street October 31, 2013