BUTT NOTHING

An ECOLINOMINIST as a real TIGHT ASS.

You must have been constipated as a CHILD DR. SARAH as BUTT NOTHING came from your CRYSTAL STAR slot machine either as your PARCHMENT did not yield a penny either and by the way there was no water to be found WINDWARD.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021

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Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.

Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

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Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

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The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

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nothing phone

A phone with confusing branding name

Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

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