Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

by Porg009 January 14, 2024

attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.

Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”

by strawberrynightcrawler April 9, 2024

Micheal muleback

A very huge person

“ Micheal muleback please don’t eat me!”

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024

Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person

“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024

merlin mule

Mitpole of a mule with sherlock the annoyer as the lead, land gnomes because too many people are doing drags and forget this mule and you can only buy brakes at the helipad.

merlin mule

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

Amish Mule

When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.

Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.

Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.

Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”

Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”

Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”

“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”

“YES!! I love blood punch!”

by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026

Brent Mules

the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot

fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video

fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out

fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him

fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova

fan 1:agreed

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by deblob3 May 25, 2025