muffin-top

Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.

That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.

by Big Biotch April 19, 2006

muffin bush

Abbreviation phrase for: "motherfucking bullshit"

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.

by TomBeer April 9, 2007

Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.

Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.

by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006

sunshine muffin

The first thing in the morning is you get your pussy licked.

Hey, Teresa, my boyfriend gave me the best pussy licking first thing in the morning...Ohhh, Karen, I love a good sunshine muffin at the crack of dawn.

by The Tuffin Muffin April 7, 2017

scrub muffin

Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.

"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."

by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013

Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

Killer Muffins

Killer muffins are those muffins you put in your mouth but go to far to soon and they make you choke.

Bella had some killer muffins and didnt relise then gave one to daniel :( poor daniel but he is alive just he almost wasn't

by Ranga Tank August 25, 2011