Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

by papwin May 4, 2013

muddy ass

When you are out of toilet paper, yet go about your business like usual after taking a shit.

"Dude, no one was home, so I stood there watching tv with a muddy ass." - Earl

by Stumpimus Maximus September 23, 2013

muddy paw

During sexual intercourse the male s***s in his hand and slaps a b**** across the face

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While f****** your mom last night I gave her the muddy paw I s*** in my hand and slapped her in the jaw.

by Boomer5798 November 27, 2013

Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina

Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night

by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014

muddy scudders

In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.

She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.

by T.$. November 30, 2016

muddie

A big catfish especially, one that lives in the mud and also eats anything like raw sewage, decaying matter and other slop.

I just caught a muddie

by Critikale May 19, 2018

Muddy Pink Jammer

Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”

by Slappdat June 10, 2018