moron

1. A person who thinks that they are really smart by making a definition entry as a way to advertise their political beliefs.

2. A person who submits a definition for "Moron" that has Grammatical errors.

3. A person who makes Decisions that are disagreeable.

"Look, Another moron just submitted an Anti-Bush definition for the word 'moron'."

"Wow, Doesn't that moron Realize that 'stupider' is not a word?"

"That moron decided to go with 'Stupider' when 'more stupid' was clearly the correct answer."

by Antimaple Dame November 1, 2006

Maroon 5

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.

Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!

by TeamJacobFTW June 8, 2011

Mormon Panty Liners

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.

1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

Reverse Mormon

Reverse Mormon
A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.

Guy 1-Dude I did the Reverse Mormon last night.
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Guy 2-How'd it go?

Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.

by VanillaFudge January 2, 2011

mormon

after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.

hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.

by gallipoli January 16, 2005

Mormon Tent

pronounced Mormon mawr-muhn Tent tent

A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina

She's a 4 man mormon tent shes got enough room in her pussy to fit a family of five and a dog

by CervixTheDestroyer December 10, 2010

Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005