Mike Coxlong

Better variation of mike oxlong

People named Mike Coxlong have a 99 percent of stealing your girl

Oh shit bro look, it's Mike Coxlong I heard he was chilling with gabe itch yesterday.

by drip collector April 3, 2020

New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

Miscarriage Mike

A terrible mistake or disaster

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike

by Meme lords October 18, 2018

Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.

Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him

by Ab4420 July 20, 2021

Mike honcho

Watch talladega nights

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho

by Mike honcho0 September 17, 2022

little mike

The most gay person ever. He will sick you off for 20$. He is always touching people in public.

Damn. Little Mike does the best blowjobs

by DangBoi September 17, 2016

Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.

Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!

by Sloth23 June 20, 2008