Mike Coxlong

Better variation of mike oxlong

People named Mike Coxlong have a 99 percent of stealing your girl

Oh shit bro look, it's Mike Coxlong I heard he was chilling with gabe itch yesterday.

by drip collector April 3, 2020

mike & megan

Two souls drawn to each other bypassing distance & time. The true definition of passion. Sexual compatibility is an understatement. Destined to journey through life hand in hand through to the hereafter. If love had a face it's reflection would mirror off each other's eyes. From the first kiss til death do they part only to reunite as they first intertwined; two souls drawn to one another bypassing distance and time.

Since December 16th 2014, Mike & Megan have been loves symbiosis.

by BigRev&PolishBarbie121614 March 2, 2016

Miscarriage Mike

A terrible mistake or disaster

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike

by Meme lords October 18, 2018

mike thighson

A term used to describe an especially obese person

Yo you saw that guy!
How could I miss that Mike Thighson he was huge!

by rumpylstilskin September 29, 2006

lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008

New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.

Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!

by Sloth23 June 20, 2008