midget

Someone with little or no money, Broke, poor, uneducated, unworldly as well

You are midget. You have no money no education or culture you have nothing going on for yourself at all to offer.

by Chesterfield October 17, 2013

Midge

an annoying little shortass

Midge!!

by Kins March 25, 2003

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004

midget

a little person who is small below and full.

me- tyler is a midget.
aubret- so is sean

by eerrrr.../ April 21, 2007

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004

midget

a short, uqly, hyper, retarded lukin ho who likesz 2 run around actin tuff n startin shit wit ppl and who likesz 2 luk at quysz naked and take off their clothesz in da middle of da classroom and punch teachersz in da face.. sum1 who needsz 2 qet dey assz beat

"Damnnnn dat bitch isz a midget niqqer"

by [Yo Bitch] December 10, 2007

Pirate Midget Extrodinaire

A person who has the talents of no other. Has a best friend, and is truly lucky to obtain her as one. Wears no eye patch, yet is one who is of a pirate. Is a midget, but not by definition. And most of all, extrodinairy! (Also referred to as PME)

Beckham: Hey there Pirate Midget Extrodinaire!
Pirate Midget Extrodinaire: I am lucky to have you as a best friend, Beckham.

by Peter Pan Loves Beckham December 25, 2008