can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

by redwings... December 12, 2008

Why don't you just make a pizza?

An appropriate alternative to any suggestion whatsoever.

"Hey, we were going to get Chinese food. Want to come along?"
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

"The United States need to send more, better armed troops to Iraq in order to win the peace and keep America's interests in the Middle East."
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

by Black Omega October 25, 2004

Make up sex

A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced

Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess

by DaDapster April 26, 2010

make no mistake

a weasel-y, thought-terminating phrase that is supposed to lend gravitas to a weak position in an argument. Used by doomsayers and the overly dramatic.

"Make no mistake, if you are not home by 11, you'll be grounded for a week!"

(in a hissed whisper) "Mom, you drama queen, you're embarrassing me in front of Brandon."

by StSean December 1, 2010

MAKE "SMART" COOL

An underground hip hop movement that was started by underground artist Prince EA in 2009. SMART is synonymous with Sophisticating Millions And Revolutionizing Thought.

"Damn, I'm so glad to be part of that MAKE "SMART" COOL movement, I copped one of those shirts the other day already."

by SnG. April 4, 2010

make off

To make a successful getaway with stolen property.

Winona Ryder would have been able to make off with $10 worth of CVS merchandise if it wasn't for that damn security alarm.

Bernie Madoff really "made off" (pun intended) with his investors' money.

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

One wrong don't make a right

1: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone, especially when that someone didn't deserve it.

2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.

One wrong don't make a right is a counter-quote when "two wrongs don't make a right" is said.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005