maddenfluenza

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...

dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!

by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008

maceelicious

Perhaps the worst player in all of XBox Live. Cheats, glitches, and whines on the mic, 25/7. Her favorite games include Kim Possible: Mystery at the Mall, Viva Pinata, and Mormon Madness, a spinoff of Grand Theft Auto where the player is penalized for every seminary session ditched.

(1) (pronoun) When maceelicious fragged me through the solid wall, I didn't hesitate to boot her out of the server forever, a decision I will never regert.

(2) (adjective) If your team is sucking, you must have a maceelicious player on your team, alright.

(3) (prounoun again) maceelicious is tooo cute.

by boodeelicious December 2, 2009

Madden Arcade

A very embarrassing, spirit crushing move used only by the epitome of Madden/Madden Arcade players in which you dodge an opponents player using only your joysticks.

This may cause the other player to ear rape you with constant profanity as you have made them fail so badly that they look like a fool with their pants on the ground.

"Hahaha! You have just been Madden Arcaded. How do you feel?"
"I feel like fucking you sideways with a pitchfork. That was bullshit and I bet you can't do it again."

by One pump chump March 6, 2010

Madeleine

A girl who is gorgeous and reliable, you can tell her anything and she won’t tell a soul. Her beauty can kill anything. She’s kind and loving and any man would fall in love with her. Her blonde thick hair and bright blue eyes will make you fall deeper in love. She’s a great friend and can make anyone smile! She might not be the smartest but she is the kindest. You will always see her with a smile on her face and that’s smile will put one on yours. She’s cute, pretty, hot, and just amazing. Boys and girls are all over her. If your friends with a Madeleine you’re the luckiest person alive.

OMG Madeleine... she’s just so nice she’s like a ball of sunshine!

by SummerJoy456 January 8, 2018

Madden 21

Garbage

Madden 21 is garbage

by Easy Muther fuckin E September 13, 2020

Madden

Madden is the perfect friend. If you ever meet a madden you are lucky. She is one of the most energetic people you will ever meet. She has no hesitation when it comes to her DIRTY mind. She will always find a way to bring a smile to your face. She would most likely be bia but her friends are on with that. Madden is sweet and caring however she can be a little violent.she makes the perfect girlfriend.

Madden: Hey bitch where you at

by I be Leo car oeisofje was xj January 15, 2021

essin ma dee

to have one's wang sucked, from (S)uck (M)y (D)ick

Hilary: William, who is Monica?

Bill: Oh Mon? Just some broad that was essin ma dee

by Stevie Geee December 24, 2007