Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

Trans melon

Persons who identify themselves as watermelons on social media. It is common on Twitter whereby users to add watermelon emoji on their bio or names.
It is a trans thing.

ABCD identifies as a trans melon
I am a trans melon

by stickhero23 June 5, 2023

Royal melon

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for

I got cloned by Royal melon

by Micah crazy October 8, 2023

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Carnegie Melon

That shit where your girls gets a melon and cuts a hole in it then proceeds to slob on your knob.

Friend: damn, why do you smell like fruit?
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*

by Dat one n**ga November 15, 2023

yucky melon

the term yucky melon is used to describe something that is extremely gross or disgusting

look that woman is licking her horse
ewww….yucky melon

by yeehhhh December 23, 2023

Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024