Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings

by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020

Luke M

Luke M is an awesome dude. He is always nice and he accepts people for who they are. However, the Luke M’s in the world can get over excited at times. He is a great friend to have all the time. But sometimes he can be annoying (hardly ever). He is really great friend.

Luke M is defined as a great person

by .?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?:? Lol November 15, 2019

luke easton

perfect with the best hair ever

girl 1: did you see that guys hair?
girl 2: mmm hes totally a luke easton

by pizzatbqh July 13, 2014

Luke Duke

The act of inserting your two fore fingers between the cheeks of another person, unbeknownst to them and saying in a warm baritone voice " nice ass".

After Dooley gave the waitress a Luke Duke our party was asked to leave the bar.

by Assbarr August 16, 2017

Luke Law

A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual

That dude Luke Law is so retarded, did u hear that he likes UNC?!?! They are so bad compared to UT

by T_dono09 March 17, 2019

luke morgan

An amazing person, that will always leave a mark in your life. He is important, but he doesent think so. A Luke Morgan needs to learn that he is special and great. He’s friends love him but he doesent notice it.

My best friend is Luke Morgan.

by Lulu M. May 29, 2018

Luke Altman

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.

The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.

by the anal hole January 5, 2013