‘Three Week Lockdown’ 

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.

Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.

‘Three Week Lockdown’ by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021

Boom Boom Lockdown 

Covid apocalypse happens and your locked in your house with your girlfriend having marathon sex for 8 months.

Hey Jess, Covid apocalypse is in affect, are you ready for Boom Boom Lockdown.

Boom Boom Lockdown by Ccilly79 January 15, 2022

Davy Jones Locker Knocker 

Having sex on a boat a plane is mile high club, Davy Jones locker knocker is for boats

Yeah they’re a thing now, my buddy gave her the Davy Jones locker knocker.

Davy Jones Locker Knocker by Tartarus May 23, 2022

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary 

Stop- just stop you’ve went too far

Stop..

Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-

Ok, you want it ?!?!

FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…

You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…

Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?

Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”

#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!

“Me” is the person writing this

“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary by No…. …. I said no…. April 19, 2023

lockdizzle 

1)pimp
2)owner of zero and enigma

kre, dan, sam, and crash

lockdizzle by fook urmom May 13, 2005

Lockdown 

Lockdown is a fierce cybertronian that isn’t an autobot, nor a decepticon. He is a hunter with his own crew and was trying to capture Optimus prime and to bring him to his creators. Lockdown was sliced in half by Optimus Prime in AoE.

Lockdown: “This is my fight!”
Lockdown: “And you’re all going to die”

Lockdown by Mightshutdown March 13, 2020

locker bully 

Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?

A locker bully may:

- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.

- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)

- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.

- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.

- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"

I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.

locker bully by Ballantine December 18, 2007