megamewtu lazy

that one guy that is always late, lays on his bed for hours on end without doing anything whatsoever, never answers calls, never calls back, complains at the smallest inconvenience and leaves you hanging for several hours while refusing to elaborate further.

- Wow, Angelo is a really lazy person...
- At least he isn't megamewtu lazy!

by s_erny August 25, 2023

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

lazy busy

Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.

Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.

by Ad1968 October 17, 2017

lazy

Donald Trump not at least changing the channel to the good TV shows.

A lazy President for a lazy country.

by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2018

Lazy

Abby

Abby is the laziest person in the world
Abby is so lazy

by CCampbell April 22, 2017

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 1, 2021