Barbara Johnson

A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.

hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”

by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj May 10, 2018

Alec Johnson

WWE enthusiast, founder of M Courts, back-to-back Willie Mac champ

Alec Johnson, the man, the myth, the legend.

by Fish your Floppy June 15, 2016

pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!

by NotVivian October 3, 2021

Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.

Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.

by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021