Space Jam

The act of a male masturbating or engaging in sexual activities involving the penis while orbiting in outer space. As the male ejaculates, gravity keeps some semen from leaving the penis, thus remaining stuck in the penis. The penis is then space jammed.

Jackie: Yo Gregory! I heard you and Janet just got back from the moon, how was it?

Gregory: Pretty sweet man but we tried to fuck in the cargo bay of the space ship and I got so space jammed, it took me forever to get it out.

Jackie: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt..........

by spacejammer August 10, 2009

Jam Eater

Any person from the town of Workington, Cumbria, in North-West England.
Originally a derogitary term for miners too poor for meat sanwiches, who ate jam sandwiches instead.

Aye fook off ye Jam Eater! Ye dinnae belong 'ere!

by tEasco November 16, 2012

Clam-Jam

The miscalculation of distance and/or location of the vaginal opening during rigorous sex which results in the penis slamming against the outer labia or groin.

He drove in deep but missed his mark, resulting in the mother of all Clam-Jams that left him writhing in pain.

by Gottaring January 29, 2012

boner jam

A song, that when played, gives the listener a boner.

The singer can only be of the sex that attracts you.

A female can have a boner jam.

Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my boner jam. It always gives me a throbbing erection.

by El Presedente June 22, 2009

man jam

White viscous fluid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.
see also: "baby gravy", "man paste", "man custard", "cock paste", "cum", "jizz", "root juice", "seed", "semen", "sperm", "spunk", or "splooge

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough man jam in his ass.

or

I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my man jam.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

jam out

to suddenly stop, to fail at the last minute, to cancel plans for other reasons.

I thought we had plans Thursday, why did you jam out on me? I was following to closly to the car infront of me when her breaks jammed out; I couldn't stop in time. The drill press at the factory has jammed out again; coffee break time.

by Grjohnstone October 9, 2006

jim-jams

Slang. extreme nervousness; jitters.
Slang. delirium tremens.

by George, they give me the jim-jams and the fan-tods and caked up what brains I had, and turned them solid ...

by MaxwellB24 May 23, 2016