stream-jacking

is when someone spams your Google+ stream with lengthy posts so you have to scroll like crazy for posts of your other followees.

Stream-jacking is performed by self-important people who enjoy smelling their own farts.
A stream jacker is highly probable an attention whore

Oh man, this fella is stream-jacking the crap out of my Google+.

I've had it with you and your attention seeking. So long, stream-jacker. (Pressing delete key)

Stream-jack your mama, bitch. (Pressing delete key)

by MrZee June 12, 2012

Console Jacking

When you put a vibrating video game controller on your penis, therefore masturbating while feeling the vibes from the controller.

John went console jacking when he discovered that the controller vibrated when explosions were in the game.

by darth farts March 30, 2015

Huge Jackman

Said, as an act of comparison, when you point at somebody's body because it can compete with the best one Hugh Jackman had

MAN: "DUDE!!! You're Huge Jackman"
DUDE: "Thanks Man"

by jbogdan June 22, 2016

Dook jacking

The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.

I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand

by Dook boi January 31, 2017

Lumber jacking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking

by Brendonious August 30, 2017

Slobber jackit

Either a verb describing a slobbering person performing a hand job utilizing saliva or a noun describing a garmet worn by people involved in animal or people services in which protection from saliva is necessary.

Sweetheart it's getting kind of dry down there maybe you should try to slobber jackit.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Jacking up

To have a lot of something whether it be materially or people and wanting some more of that

I be jacking up with the ladies

by Christia January 31, 2004