Internet-induced insomnia

The condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. As you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see 'just one more link'. It doesn't always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work.

"Why were you face down at your computer today?"
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."

by John Dunkelburg December 9, 2008

conflict of interest

A financial, emotional, reputational, or other personal interest in any matter held by a person having authority over the same matter. Tking advantage of authority over such a self-serving personal interest may be considered criminal. At the very least, it is usually harmful to others.

Most legislators either already have been, or eventually become lawyers, so they abuse their conflict of interest over legislation to make sure that laws are conducive to the job security of lawyers and legislators.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

intellectual intercourse

the act of ingaging in deep, interesting conversation. Topics ranging anywhere from philosophy to sex. It is generally something that females will get excited about when they are in the mood to 'just talk'. Also known to some as mental intercourse.

"I didn't have sex with him, but we did have intellectual intercourse. I am not complaining, because I almost feel just as satisfied..."

by Tux February 19, 2005

internet tough guy

A 12 year old who just discovered the internet and all it's anonymity.

There is no example, if you ever even glanced at a forum you've seen at least 1 internet tough guy.

by Guy45 August 28, 2009

internet soiree

An internet party but with classier beverages, such as mixed drinks and wine.

"thi8s nheternet soiree is totally snweet."

by Jack Nance July 26, 2004

interhorse

An act that happens when one is travelling in Tijuana and happens upon a spectacle show in which a small mexican woman is preforming intercourse on a horse. It's similar to a live sex show in Amsterdam, only not.

After I completed a great first date meal in which the guy did not offer to pay, we then proceed to discuss random things.
Guy: "So I was in Tijuana with my friends..."
Chick: "Yeah?"
Guy: "...and we saw interhorse show."
Chick: "That's quite interesting because you're the second person that I was discussing interhorse with this weekend!"

by Christopher C. August 28, 2006

internesque

(adj.) Something that is reliant on, directly linked with, or has developed from, the internet.

"o rly is one of those internesque terms"

"The position is internesque only, meaning that all job functions will be performed through the internet."

by Craney October 20, 2006