RJ Wood

The act of losing one's cell phone or otherwise damaging it in a way to make it not function, often times causing friends and family much stress. In extreme cases, this may lead to widespread games of Hide-n-Seek.

Mark: Erica, have you heard from Dan?
Erica: No, he pulled an RJ Wood again!!

by MhaWhaE October 28, 2011

wood chucking

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis

"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"

by Alex Langston January 11, 2009

good wood

The term relating to the erect state of the penis before sex.

Tom: "yo yo bitch i remember last night this girl was giving me a good wood IFFIN YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

British Tom: "Last night before coitus I happened to stumble upon what the urban lubbers would call a 'good wood.' It was very sensational."

by Austin Boston Doston October 9, 2006

tiger woods

The world's greatest golfer.

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.

by Jerry Kinard August 7, 2007

Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

by NeoFox October 17, 2003

Tiger Wood

A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.

Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."

by degausser05 December 30, 2009

Throw Wood

To get an erection. Get a stiffy. Get a boner. Have your penis get hard.

After watching the porno, Jason was throwing wood.

I'm so hot I am throwing wood right now.

Are you going to throw wood if I introduce you to my sister?

by Spexter July 21, 2009