Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.

This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked

by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019

ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

Bite The Ear

An expression used to represent when someone is whipped in a relationship.

“You see Aaron over there with Nicki. Oh my god he’s about to bite the ear.”

by lit.shitty March 16, 2019

ear sugar

Giving someone a compliment

Mary was down on herself and needed some ear sugar from her friend Julie.

by RCL55 December 10, 2022

ear poggler

Australian for Q-tip or cotton swab on a stick

Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!

by dj micro January 3, 2018

ear moggles

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm

These are my ear moggles

by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019