Mud Pump

another word for asshole

suck a fart out of my mud pump

by Superbee3834 January 6, 2012

Sling Mud

The act of liquid defecation such that the inside of the bowl is covered by shit.

That burrito went right through me. I'm gonna go sling mud.

by NetworkDr July 18, 2019

mud fucking

When two rednecks make love outside... Where else would they make love???

Billy picked up Tammy-Lynn in his diesel truck and were mud fucking outside the doors of the rodeo.

by Meekocory3 February 9, 2014

mud wings

Mud wings are earnt the first time you have anal sex with a chick.

I just got my mud wings last night when I nailed this hot chick in the ass

by NotMeNotYou May 14, 2010

Mud run

The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.

Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

mud flapper

A persons asshole.

Guy# 1: Holy shit ....did you see the turd left in the toilet from Larry? Guy# 2: Hand me the plunger and a knife. He's got a big mud flapper to drop something like that!

by JoeyBomm May 30, 2020

Mud Baby

An individual comprised of human genetics and fecal matter. Also known as a "Piece of Shit!"

Conception was achieved with one egg, one sperm, and fecal bacteria. This is most commonly the result of intercourse involving a poop dick, but can also happen following a cum slide where shizz enters the vaginal cavity during ovulation.

That is one ugly ass mud baby.

by Artkyver13 February 20, 2019