Skin thirty

A Hand based sundial; when one of your friends asks you what time it is and you're naught wearing your watch and you're naught umbilically attached to your cellular phone and you look at your bare wrist and say skin thirty.

"Hey, jables? What time you got? "
"Uhm.. skin thirty buddy, I'm naught wearing my watch."

by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

skin dip

when you tired of a mf not putting not enough respek on yo name and you grab them by they neck and yank it several times.

That nigga Charles was trying me so I skin dipped his ass

by BigPoppaHill May 18, 2016

Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

balogna skins

tires that have absolutly no tread left on them

You will never make it up that icy hill with those balogna skins on your truck you jackass.

by alfred q walrustitty December 24, 2008

skin balloon

The act of holding your foreskin closed with your fingers or a small amount of glue and urinating into it causing it to expand like a balloon.

What is David holding over Rays head?

David has been making his foreskin into a skin balloon by urinating into it and popping it on everyone lately. He even skin ballooned Karen!

by Danny’s rusty sheriffs badge January 5, 2023

skin and blister

Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.

by King Crasher June 20, 2018

Skin Scarf

When a person's neck fat is so much that it appears they are wearing a scarf of skin

"Did you see the neck on that tubby hooker? Looks like she's wearing a skin scarf"

by kocksneeze October 18, 2009