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sad b hours

Hours when a girl/woman is feeling sad. Kinda of like “sad nigga hours” but a lady version. Usually between 10pm-1am
Damn I’m in my sad b hours
by Honda cantu January 8, 2018
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meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
by Kosorare December 28, 2017
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Doo Doo Hour

At a certain point past midnight, after not sleeping for a long time, your brain feels like it has turned to mush and nothing is easily comprehended. Your friends can not make fun of you for the stupid things you say once Doo Doo hour has started.
"What's two plus two?"
"Uhh, Six?"
"What the fuck man, it's four."
"pause oh shit, you're right. It's Doo Doo Hour."
by Eschenbach and Puchley April 2, 2008
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"48-hour" rule

The "48-hour" Rule is the law that protects gamers who have recently purchased a new game from getting pulled away for matters that are not important. This list includes, but is not limited to chores, social functions, walking the dog, or other responsibilities.

To solve any debates, the 48-hour rule does begin upon loading the game up for the first time, not upon purchase.

This rule was created to provide safety to fellow gamers who were getting pulled away from their games in that initial learning phase and during important story plot. It was noted that parents and spouses would take advantage of these times and force the gamer into fulfilling chores or social functions just to get them away from the game. It was never researched on why these seemed to be key times that people would "need" the gamer to do chores, but it is thought that it may be due to revenge, jealousy, or just plain asshattery.

Thus the 48-hour rule was devised. This is to protect the gamer from any who wish to take away their new found treasure and ruin those integral first hours of gameplay. It also protects from negative emotions towards a violator of the 48-hour rule trying to force the gamer into breaking away from their new game.

NOTE: The 48-hour rule does NOT mean that the gamer has to play for 48 hours straight. Only that in those first 48 hours, a gamer can not be pulled away from their game for someone else's reasons.
Spouse: Hey, it's your day to do the dishes and take out the trash.

Gamer: "48-hour" rule, sorry.
by Atrayeus April 2, 2017
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Sad Boi Hours

Sad Boi Hours referres to a time period (usually) late in the night. A time when any person can be sad, weepy, depressed, or sobbing. Everyone has sad boi hours and nobody is immune to it.
Me, in a group chat at 2 A.M. : Its that time of day again...
Everyone else: "Sad Boi Hours...."
by Bunii_ May 25, 2019
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Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.
Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!
by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009
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Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day
Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours
by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018
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