Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

by Old_savage August 6, 2016

off the hanger

A phrase used to describe something
that is outstanding or over the top. Usually used to describe something in a positive way.
Can be used as a substitution for
off the hook, off the hizzy, off the rocker,or off the chain.

Yo dogg, that new cris CD is off the hanger.

by e dogg February 16, 2004

off the hanger

the more up to date version of saying off the hook

damn that party was fucking off the hanger, i got my dick sucked by 3 chicks at the same time!!!!

by wyler December 28, 2005

concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.

Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!

by missmk420 October 20, 2008

side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.

What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.

by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006

Haider

The typical everyday bot you see on the streets. The bottyness is present with haider in every aspect possible, as it runs through their veins. Most popularly seen in COD: Warzone - with a K/D of 0.4

Bruh I just destroyed a haider in the gulag hahaha, this is a bot lobby.
Khatam hai haider

by Lauren Laura November 27, 2021