Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.

Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!

by Dobs October 21, 2007

A bitch and a half

adjectival phrase; can be used to describe a past or future event. Adds emphasis to the pred. nom. bitch. A difficult event or action; denotes either mental, physical and/or emotional pain. Indicates an unwillingness to complete said task or revisit an action.

Man, that class was a bitch and a half!

Hauling those rocks is going to be a bitch and a half...

by Erin Malkovich November 13, 2005

half-chub

A half erect penis, either a result of being only partialy aroused, or being paranoid of being caught.

"So then she took off her pants and was about to start riding me, but then Steve came home, and we had to stop all of a sudden. After he left, we tried to get back into it, but my wang was freaked out, and I couldn't get it up past half-chub, so we just gave up."

by the mecca November 3, 2006

half-tard

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.

I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.

by Rufus April 13, 2003

half-steppin'

(v) doing somthing half assed

yesterday i was so hung over i was half-steppin'.

by taylor May 13, 2005

Half a yard

A term meaning $50.00 dollars in the Car business.

How much is that car worth Joe. Half a yard?

by Todd Lerfondler January 24, 2007

half-Jewish

A non-Jewish person with a Jewish father and a Gentile mother.

This is in contrast to someone with a Jewish mother and a Gentile father who, despite being genetically "half-Jewish," is Jewish according to Jewish law. Traditional Jewish law recognizes a unique relationship between a Jewish father and his half-Jewish child but does not consider the child to be a Jew.

The song took artistic license, as Goldie Hawn is Jewish (despite practicing Budism), while Paul Newman actually was half-Jewish.

by Mahus October 20, 2012