Holy Shibershabs

holy shibershabs

Person 1: hey did you hear that Joe just fucking died
Person 2: Holy Shibershabs!!!!
Person 1: what the fuck

by sillyman1984 October 17, 2021

Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G June 26, 2016

holy shwow

a combination of holy shit and wow in a surprised way

mike: dude look at these awesome nudes!!
jason: HOLY SHWOW!!! awesome

by lastghost29 May 28, 2016

holy fart

something i say instead of "holy shit"

friend: yoo look at this cat
me: holy fart its so fluffy

by aroacezombie November 29, 2022

Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009