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Glass Bottomed Blumpkin

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.
Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.
by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004
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glass ceiling

A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.
Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.
by gipperee September 11, 2004
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glass shoes

Ridin' wood and yella, glass shoes like cinderella
by topdola September 22, 2006
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glass-plans

Plans you make without the intention of keeping (ie, they're breakable)
"I ran into my old lab partner today. We made glass-plans to have coffee next week."
by Megan Redhead October 21, 2001
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Glass Ego

Similar to how a glass jaw is when a fighter can't take even the tiniest hit to the head without falling, this is when someone can't even be lovingly teased without it becoming the deepest insult they have received in their lives and going into complete wangst mode.
When my diminutive sister showed me her 80's Halloween costume, I complimented the great costume, but couldn't help but tease about how the big bangs made her almost normal height. She spent the next hour crying about how ugly she and her costume are and what a jerk I am. What a glass ego.
by TheGreatGeekofBoston November 18, 2010
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Glass Shell syndrome

When a man has dealt with so much stress, from relationships, careers, friends etc. That he turns into an individual of bottled up psychotic rage, clearly unstable. So unstable in fact, that not even a women PMSing will dare to cross his temper. He will be calm at first, but certain things to nothing at all will set him off on a lethal rampage of death and destruction. The closest thing to a fucking werewolf a human can get.
My friend has been afflicted with "Glass Shell syndrome"... And now they are tracking him in the woods by huge footprints and claw marks.. and the blood trails...
by Errol101 December 27, 2011
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Glass City

Nickname and Reference to the city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada particularly in consideration of numerous glass sky rises and condominium units occupying the city.
The raptors, leafs, and bluejays all play in GLASS CITY
by bagherrr July 7, 2012
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