Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011

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Food waterfall

The female equivalent of a food boner.

She got a food waterfall anticipating the smoked pork butt.

by 556Raven October 24, 2011

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Healthy Foods

According to the great ancient tales, Chocolate and soda are considered to be the healthiest of all the foods. The theory was first brought up by Elizabeth Hancocks in 2020. This type of extraordinary culture is expected to exponentially increase in popularity in the near future.

"Have you been having Healthy Foods????"

"Of course man"

by adam reussel June 24, 2020

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Food with dude

An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.

Hey the food with dude is approaching you

by Poopa stinka010 May 11, 2022

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Food weapons

Another way to say cutlery, but only cool people use this.

May you please pass me some food weapons

by anonymous January 14, 2022

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Mepo Foods

The best grocery store in mepo. Provides the best services. Has many single people ready to mingle. Many slootingles happen at Mepo Foods. Best deals ever, can’t find a cheaper lunchable anywhere else.

I love shopping at Mepo Foods.

by Mepo Foods April 2, 2022

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