Father

Non-existent

Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.

by Melly Jelly January 20, 2023

Father of All

A Creator of Every Simple thing that exists. Gave human a very strong tool to create with Him and was existing above time and matter everywhere in Multiverses. He is the Greatest IQ and pure Love aswell as He is the biggest Judge.

Father of All please help me to fight my demons. I AM giving You my life becouse You are Everyone and Everything. Thank You for My Way.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

Fatherless

A Canadian rail blade user who died to a power 7

“Hey! Have you heard of the railblade legendary weapon in the hit game deepwoken!?”
“Oh yeah! It’s fatherless just like curve blade users!”

by Mr jow. March 27, 2023

Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Father on top

a phrase for describing Park Jimin, Park Jimin being the father, the “savior”, our “leader” etc. in breaking records, standards, topping charts, and just being THE Park Jimin. Father on top as he is the the standard and is the one who kpop nugus want to be birthed by as they try and top charts but fail, he is above all and superior. He IS the father *in a maury povich voice*

Jimin reached #1 on Hot 100 Billboard, Father on top!

by lalalalalalalol June 27, 2023

Fether

1. OE fædera reinforced by German Vetter and Dutch vedder father's brother, paternal uncle See also feth (shortening of fether to be same amount of syllables as eam)
2. German Vetter a male cousin
3. Archaic form of feather 🪶.

Have you heard that my fether Johnathan wants to be called bitch now? oops I mean Mitch.

by Master of beargreen August 28, 2023

Fisher Kanka

A vampire infected with gingervitis. They have no soul,, is an annoying twat, consumes an unbelievable amount of sunscreen, and is bullied by everyone. A Fisher Kanka are topically gluten-free and should be avoided at all cost. If a Fisher Kanka is spotted it is recommended that you DO NOT approach and immediately call your local animal control. If you are bitten by a Fisher Kanka you should separate yourself from all of humanity or kill yourself.

Normal Person #1: “OMG IT’S A FISHER KANKA!”
Fisher Kanka: *growls* “Give me your souls!!!”
Normal Person #2: “QUICK! Someone call animal control!”

by aNormalPerson_akaNotAGINGER October 22, 2023