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Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.
Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!
by SawOwls May 12, 2014
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Paint the Fence

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.
My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.
by wampler24 December 4, 2019
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Fencer

NOUN
A term given to a person/people engaged in Male homosexual behavior in which the two gentlemen are using their male parts as swords in sexual battle against each other with very arousing results.

See Verb--Fencing
Did you meet Steve? He is a total fencer.
by MrSmarts1986 November 24, 2010
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Fence Hoppers

Fence hoppers is a cunning game that takes, l337ness, skill, nice beatz, and some pissed off guys back yard. First you hop the guys backyard, then you go to his neigboors then on and on etc.
dudeskie: ZOMG RANDY!! I just did fence hoppers with nikzor and he got his nuts bashed teh bat, i ran being teh win!!!
Rdawg: Teh sweetness!! wanna go right now!!!
dudeskie: yeah man!!!!
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on the fence

Cissy, Go get my clean draws hangin on that there fence
by fo my pizz da playa September 11, 2003
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Felch Burger

The codename for this guy I know. He is kind of like a mixture of zorro and Minut Bull, except he loves stickning burgers in his ass and having people eat them out of his ass. This is also what this act is called (example, give me a burger felch please!) Also, he is also not a large black man even though he likes to be felched by them.
Man, all felch burger does is felch burgers and eat Chinese food in the woods. He sniffs glue and molests Tony Danza's children. He is Craig Nelson, Felch Burger aka Felcher extrordanaire. IM: CRAYZ1235
by CJ Studebaker November 27, 2004
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Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.
1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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