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digital fart

when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.
The digital fart sounds like the chipmonks only faster
by Santadude October 18, 2008
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fart-ice

A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.

The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?

Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
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Fart Nazi

A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.

The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.
My boyfriend farted in the shower just before I got in! He's such a Fart Nazi!
by TakeMeAnywhere October 20, 2015
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Kairu's Farts

Something so toxic that when you inhale it you will die. The worst part is that his farts are silent but deadly that means you wont know he farted until it is too late. If Kairu says he farted just accept your fate and die to the fart.
Example of Kairu's Farts:
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.
by BigBoiLeague A May 30, 2019
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Fart tag

A tag game where instead of tagging someone, you fart on them. That makes them "it." Then that person tries to fart on someone else.
Anyone want to play fart tag?
by Stefonfan April 5, 2015
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fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
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land fart

When you're driving through an area that smells like someone ripped a giant one and you can't even roll down the windows to save yourself! You're stuck driving with your nose crinkled up & trying to breath into your shirt.
I drove through a land fart yesterday on my way to the office . I couldn't escape the smell for miles & it totally ruined my morning commute!
by ChickyOh January 14, 2016
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