Uber eats

A bunch of cunts who deliver your food to the wrong house and always get your order wrong

I fucking hate Uber eats

by Tiddesz May 26, 2022

eat wood

When a skier hits a tree while skiing.

Example 1:

Skier 1: Yo I caught an edge and ate wood at 40 mph!
Skier 2: God dammit I hate you.
Skier 1: why did you say that?

Example 2:
Hahahaha did you see that stupid lith bag eat wood!?

by SpankMeGentley July 7, 2009

eating a bullet

Commit suicide

Jeff was in a deep depression, he was thinking about eating a bullet.

by Darrin Morgan November 7, 2015

eat a bug

Leave me alone, your full of crap, screw yourself.

Greg, go eat a bug. Eat a bug it was a fumble. Eat a bug!

by Alan Klein May 8, 2007

Eating Crackers

Having sex, boning, screwing, fucking, humping, doing the nasty.

I was eating crackers with the entire Olympic men's swim team and fucking crumbled that shit.

by GrossGirl18 August 13, 2016

eat ass

background: this word was born out of the fobby pacific-island-dominated (read : ghetto) high schools of new zealand.

basically if you're an eat-ass you talk too much shit.

you did what? yea whatever dick, you're a fucken eat-ass

by ron May 30, 2004

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004