Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022

Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Google Earth

A 3d mapping program that allows you to see satellite images for every location in the world.

Google Earth is used for many things and i have used to get a better sense of your destination with street view

by CHORIANOPOULOS August 20, 2022

Earth grippers

Earth grippers are feet

Person 1: put those earth grippers away

by Egywgrgdtrggr August 29, 2022

the last men on earth

a post-nuclear war story by ishipjawnlock on wattpad and ao3

it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!

by socnwng September 1, 2022

Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022