Dumbass

When an asshole tries to act smart but fails at it

Jack: “You think you’re smarter than me?”
Me:”Of course dumbass!”

by Who the hell am I June 19, 2019

Dumbass Wisdom

Dumbass Wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are.

He used his dumbass wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.

by Sweet Peep October 2, 2016

Dumbass Dog

I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>

Bro you are such a dumbass dog.

by Penis27444 February 23, 2021

Dumbass

Dumbass: A person that can't possibly think about doing anything for themselves also known as a "Lannan" or a "Lazarbeam" not to be confused with lazerbeam

"You fugging dumbass go do somethin with your wif ur life" -Lannans Dad-

by MyEpicIsKlamar152 January 28, 2020

dumbassity

It is bold and it is really dumb. Dumbassity is dumb and audacity inseparably conjoined, in the tradition of "assclown". While something can be done with audacity without being dumb, and something can be simply dumb without being audacious. When you have the combo platter, it will likely be spectacular, and perfectly described by "dumbassity”.

I have been working “dumbassity" into conversation for about a year in my social and work circles, and it is showing some traction. It rolls nicely off the tongue.

Creeping along in a line of 5 MPH traffic, he pulled into my lane of 50 MPH traffic, a regrettable move of unparalleled dumbassity.

by Rose1959 September 20, 2013

dumbass

YOU

you're a dumbass

by dankdude1018 July 26, 2016

Dumbass

A person looking up the definition of the word “dumbass.”

Person :Hey Siri, define dumbass.
Siri: Ok. According to UrbanDictionary.com, the word “dumbass” can be defined as “a person looking up the definition of the word “dumbass.””
Person: Damn.

by Danglrom January 31, 2024