doorknobed

The act of being hit by a door knob and having it stick in ones rectum.

"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got doorknobed."

"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"

by Kpseoul February 5, 2014

doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014

Derk

A combination of a dick and a jerk.

Jerks typically lure drunk girls back to their rooms and have not-so-consensual sex. They pester, prey on and force vulnerable girls into sex at any cost.

They think that their really interesting, attractive and charming guys. In reality, their boring, desperate, unfunny assholes.

Don't be such a rapey dick to that girl, Abi. You're such a DERK, Stu!

by Rdz July 20, 2014

Dork

A person that's so uncool/reputation is so low, literally EVERYTHING they do is annoying, uncool, etc. Also is waaaay too enthusiastic about something nobody else their age is.

Ugh, that kid is suck a dork. Nobody gives a shit about the teacher's latest attempt to interest us.

That dork just said "bye Felicia". Not even correctly! I'm never saying that again, because it's now ruined for me. Thanks a lot, dork.

by shutupnobodycares June 14, 2016

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

dork

a human

your a dork
im a dork
were all dorks

by Murd August 26, 2017

Dork

A person with a very bad hair cut that likes to tell stories and plays Pokemon go.

An example of a Dork is, Blade with his hair that needs to be cut.

by UBDictionart.com April 25, 2019