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no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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Do you want to watch a movie?

Most effective way to initiate sexual behavior without actually saying "do you want to engage in sexual behavior" Works well with drunk girls, Everybody knows that no one ever wants to just "come over to watch a movie"
(sexual tention is at an all time high)
Erika: Sew, what dew yew wanht tew dew?
Matt: do you want to watch a movie?
Erika: wat movie?!?!!!1
Matt: Just get on the couch.
by Erikaoo122 January 25, 2009
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why you do dis

A Famous quote by youtuber deadlox aka Ty and if you don't know just get out
Guy 1: *pushes him off parkour map*
Deadlox: Why you do dis
by Deadlox's gurl March 9, 2014
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You Can't Do That On Television

Fantastic Canadian-made older kids' show aired during Nickelodeon's infancy. Involving snot jokes, barf jokes, fart jokes, and other similar hoohah, it was notable for naming one of its castmembers "Moose" despite the fact that she was a young human female.
Did you know Alanis Morrisette got her start on `You Can't Do That On Television` back in the day? Even still, I like it anyway.
by Neilmiser May 6, 2004
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Do you party?

A euphemism for "Do you do drugs?"
"I have an eightball of blow in my pocket. Do you party? Here, have a bump."
by TitaniaT February 21, 2012
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do you mind?

A polite way of saying "fuck off."
Often said in a rude, angsty, aggresive, or sassy manner.
Me: *Walks in on roommates having sex*
Them: "DO YOU MIND?!"
by ToTheMoon September 21, 2016
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you know how we do

What a member of a group would say to suggest that some behavior is the group style, or that it's the way they usually do things. Usually said with anything from excitement to modesty, it is the response for anything from a compliment to disgust to total disbelief.
Was that you guys last night, outside the police station?

You know it.

Dude that's AWESOME/messed up/brutal/so fucking sweet.

Hey man; you know how we do.
by Lenny Briscoe January 28, 2007
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