dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022

Dildo Boy

A dumbass fuckboy who calls himself a sigma when really he just looks like a bleached asshole, literally.

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. Doesn't he look like a fuckboy?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like such a Dildo Boy.
Person 1: ... A fucking what?

by Sableraven January 31, 2023

Dildolisous

Something or someone who is very sexy or looking good. Describes a delightful experience.

“He’s looking mad dildolisous.”

“That sleepover was dildolisous!”

by Dildolisous✌️✌️✌️ March 7, 2023

dildolemma

When you have to choose a dildo from your huge collection but none of them are particularly interesting.

1: I had a dildolemma this weekend.
2: What happened?
1: I couldn't choose one out of my ginormous collection of anatomically correct dildos.

by Miasinterestinglife May 16, 2023

Dildo

You shove it up your ass

Person 1: *uses dildo*
Person 2: *audible gasp* “WOWEE.”

by proasseater6969 August 26, 2023

Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane

Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.

by Carrots April 7, 2016