dicking around

of or pertaining to the male reproductive organ in a sense of procrastination

"Kelly Gordon is a faggot"

by Cody Ehlke October 27, 2003

Dumpster Diving

fucking your ex because you have nobody else to fuck while they are knoked out.

I went dumpster diving again!

Moobiessss likes to go dumpster diving

Because no one likes man boobs.(:

by Angie Giangrasso(: September 20, 2009

Pearl Diving

Masturbation in a lake, ocean, or swimming pool and afterwards collecting the pearls of jism, as if diving for treasure or pearls. This method of sexual self-gratification increases lung capacity and you are immersed in lubricant.

Zach, when pearl diving in the school swimming pool, forgot to collect the pearls of jism so he got our gym teacher pregnant.

by Benzo Lorenzo December 28, 2005

Brown Dicking It

When you fuck a girl on her period, and you don't wipe the blood of your dick and fall asleep. The next morning the blood dries up therefore leaving you with a brown dick.

Last night I fucked a girl on the rag, I haven't showered yet so I'm Brown Dicking It!

by Surgekat May 21, 2009

cave diving

cave diving generally means to fuck but specifically means to fuck a bucket minge

gary:id love to go cave diving in that bitch

by synyster666 January 16, 2009

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

by therealdougie March 7, 2011

Dumper Diving

When you perform cunnilingus on a girl while she is taking a shit. It involves the use by a sex partner of the mouth, lips and tongue to stimulate the female's clitoris and vulva while she is making a poo. The lesbian blumpkin.

"Maybe going dumper diving on Rhonda in the Taco Bell bathroom wasn't such a good idea" Bro#1 (hipster with beard)

"Bro, I bet you were a hot mess!" Bro#2

"Bro, you can say that again!"Bro#1

by Cherryrainbow August 20, 2011