Deez nuts

The forbidden joke

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS

by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021

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Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021

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Deez

The one word that you should forever avoid, never fall for one of these jokes or anything that follows under the "Deez" joke.

P1, "My middle name is "Deez". P2, "huh, what an odd name." P1 "DEEZ NUTS"

by Pawpatrol9 June 18, 2021

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Deez Nutz

A joke from 2014 that has been resurfacing the internet, mostly in setups now.

Guy 1: Have you tried Bofa
Guy 2: What the hell is Bofa
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
Guy 2: Bruh. You tryna get some?
Guy 1: Get some of what?

Guy 2: GET SOME OF DEEZ NUTZ
Guy 1: Stop
Guy 2: Sorry
Guy 2: SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU DEEZ NUTZ😂😂

by Frank.Reynolds May 23, 2021

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Burkina Faso Deez Nuts

You can use the phrase anytime you are trying to say "deez nuts" especially if it's large. Or if you just feel like saying it.
Named after the gif "Burkina Fasoball says 'Deez Nuts'" but shortened down. Etymology comes from Burkina Faso being a large producer of (deez) nuts.

Friend 1: breh you so fresh

Friend 2: not as fresh as Burkina Faso deez nuts in your sister's mouth!
Friend 1: Ayo, what my sister did to you

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

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