Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.
Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.
by Mr.Cockenstein July 1, 2010
Get the Mal-Cummug. A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.
My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
by jack offten October 31, 2007
Get the cum canvasmug. A cum feeder is a guy who likes feeding his cum to willing cocksuckers. He actually gets off on having his cum swallowed after a blowjob or fuck. Typically a cum feeder tries to feed his girlfriend or cocksucker as much cum as he can, but will never return the favour.
Sara: "Does John make you swallow it?"
Jane: "Are you kidding? He's a total cum feeder. He say's he'll break up with me if I don't swallow it!"
Jane: "Are you kidding? He's a total cum feeder. He say's he'll break up with me if I don't swallow it!"
by urlocal December 17, 2011
Get the Cum feedermug. I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the cum blemishmug. by Joshiwan March 12, 2017
Get the Soft Cummug. That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.
by Poe-Tay-Toe October 8, 2012
Get the sock cummug. You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.
Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.
by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021
Get the Cum chessmug.