Ellie and T
by chickentenderfood March 1, 2022

Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
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by Obviouslyyourmom January 27, 2017

The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes
Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
by Cockslapper82 August 9, 2020
