Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.

Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Counterfat

When you are poor you you have too hustle too sale counterfeit merch.
When you are rich your lawyers have to hustle too sale counterfat merch.

If you are poor and middle class your reproductions are counterfit.

If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.

by Mega dude December 2, 2019

Counter-Yoink

The Counter-Yoink is an exceedingly rare version of a yoink allowing the yoinked party to counter the effects of a yoink, provided the initial yoink has not been fully completed.

I was trying to yoink that puck from him, but he totally counter-yoinked me.

by anon1293844 May 17, 2020

Counter-Banter

(Verb)
If one ‘Counter-Banters’, it is the action of deciding not to take part in some casual banter that a mate is having with you; it is to kill an exchange of banter stone-dead.

“Ah that’s a shame, I was only being sarcastic and trying to have a laugh, instead you decided to take the matter seriously and shut me down. That was a real case of counter-bantering.”

by Monstermunch2003 June 16, 2020

countermeasures

an action taken to counteract a danger or threat by an enemy

perpare the countermeasures against the teachers

by the-smart-physco July 30, 2020

countermont

Aside from the Merriam-Webster definitions as being an abbreviation of 'mountain' or 'Montana' another meaning of this word is that of making something simple more difficult. When used with the term 'code', for instance, it is the process of encoding information from a readable source into symbols or from one set of symbols into another set of symbols using a key or keys for private secluded, or hidden storage, or encrypting. Decoding is the reverse process, converting code symbols, again using the key or keys, back into a form that is again readable, such as from one language (English) to another (Spanish), or from Pitman shorthand to Gregg shorthand or to a personally designed shorthand. The word is not commonly used.

This piece of shorthand cannot be decoded. It uses a countermont code requiring a key.

by doc19 October 23, 2020

Counterclockwise

Going the opposite way of the clock handles go , instead of going to the left it spins to the right. Can also mean thinking backwards or thinking about something so much you go back to where you started/first thought of.

Hurricanes in the northern hemisphere spin Counterclockwise

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020