Cougar

Naomi.

Naomi is a cougar.

by paigem:) September 25, 2023

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Cougar

A majestic and powerful wild feline, scientifically known as Puma concolor, but often referred to as a "cougar." These magnificent creatures are native to the Americas and are characterized by their slender bodies, muscular build, and tan or tawny fur. Cougars are renowned for their stealthy hunting skills and ability to adapt to various habitats, including mountains, forests, and deserts. They are also called mountain lions, pumas, catamounts, and panthers.

Did you know the Cougar is the largest big cat that can purr. Let that sink in for a few hours

by GgAbe June 30, 2023

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Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023

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Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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