Concorde

Derogatory word for a person with a very large nose. The expression is a humorous one as it plays on the word conk and the fact that the aeroplane of the same name had a long pointed nose cone.

Person: (Points and exclaims as a person endowed with an abnormally large proboscis walks by) Bloody hell, look at Concorde over there!

by Funky Gibbon22 June 21, 2011

monster condom

When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.

#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain

"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...

by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008

Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.

Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.

by Cuspid May 30, 2009

Condom

a barrier between men and their goal

DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!

by ooooooooooosnap November 28, 2010

parent condom

noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.

Also, an effective contraceptive.

Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"

by SpazZilla April 23, 2006

conconsious

The state between being consussed and unconsious.

Matt hit his head really hard, I thinks he's conconsious

by backendofhorse February 2, 2009