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The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


Pbtc

by The Cone November 24, 2010
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J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong
yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?
by aussie1174 December 30, 2019
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head cone

someone asks what time it is when they have there phone with them. " bro you're such a head cone"
by memememe214 February 1, 2021
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Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
by Jigger99 November 16, 2011
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Quthi Cone

A traffic cone that you adopt and take from the cold dark world, you then give it shelter, food, a blanket, and a name, in this case “Quthi” you then traumatize the cone indirectly through other scandalous and PG13 activities. Introduce your Quthi Cone then to different vices like drugs and alcohol, at this point it is possible your quthi cone may start to “run the streets on these hoes” in other words the Cone May exhibit signs of pimping other cones, however do not stress the technique it is all normal in the life of a Quthi cone, leave to Queens or manhattan often and leave the Quthi Cone to its own devices with your racist roomate , Quthi Cone is a movement for all cones alll sizes and all colors . Live on Quthi Cone, but for now go straight to sleep.
Quthi Cone!

“Yes?”

go to sleep

*goes straight to sleep.
by Quthi Cone June 20, 2020
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cone approves

When cone approves, you know that you've done something right. It's like the mark of a good joke or a good person, and you should feel honoured if cone dares to write (cone approves) next to your name.
Cone approved me yesterday! I felt like, awesome!

You got cone approves? That's incredible!
by Aireies June 15, 2017
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icecream cone cunt

by Bucket of rocks May 30, 2023
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