The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
by (^’.’)> hello! February 23, 2018
Verb: To deliver an insult in attempt to highlight an inadequacy of the recipient, usually said in a sarcastic, dry manner.
Deb: "I'm trying to raise money for college."
Kip: "Your MOM goes to college."
Bystander: "Ooooh, cold bust."
Kip: "Your MOM goes to college."
Bystander: "Ooooh, cold bust."
by downyfi February 24, 2011
when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
by cJBL2 November 28, 2010
by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo December 03, 2018
The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
by birdmilk July 26, 2012
The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 09, 2014
To scar the skin using a metal instrument and a freezing substance, such as liquid nitrogen or a solution of alcohol and dry ice. The skin affected turns a bright white, as do the hairs which grow back in the area branded.
The ritual is less painful during the actual procedure, when compared to the norm of heated iron branding. The skin touched however, goes through a longer recovery and slight more pain after it is done.
It is also commonly referred to as a 'freeze brand', and is less practiced than it's heated cousin. Therefore, it will be harder to find someone who is willing to work on you.
The ritual is less painful during the actual procedure, when compared to the norm of heated iron branding. The skin touched however, goes through a longer recovery and slight more pain after it is done.
It is also commonly referred to as a 'freeze brand', and is less practiced than it's heated cousin. Therefore, it will be harder to find someone who is willing to work on you.
"So I heard you got a cold brand. Did it hurt?"
"It's a little sore now, but it wasn't that bad when the guy was doing it."
"Where can you get them done?"
"Well you can ask around the tattoo parlors or you can buy the supplies yourself. It's not very hard."
"It's a little sore now, but it wasn't that bad when the guy was doing it."
"Where can you get them done?"
"Well you can ask around the tattoo parlors or you can buy the supplies yourself. It's not very hard."
by MissMotionless April 24, 2010