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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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Classic Volco

1: "FFS how did I lose this??"
2: "Nah man he just pulled a Classic Volco"
by WaterfallSTUNT October 24, 2017
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Classic Chick

An old hookup whom you have lost contact with, only to bring her back, in order to simulate the feeling of a new hookup.
"We should get some new ladies, although nothing feels newer than a classic chick"
by Mrgrumpykins April 25, 2011
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Classic

Adjective: used to describe a person 65 or older.
Instead of calling Mommy old, we should refer to her as classic!
by Mleen December 6, 2018
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classic mouth

when you suck a man's penis well
"she gave me a classic mouth, bro"
by harderdolans January 24, 2017
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certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs
Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah
by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025
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Classic Drew

Verb / When one purposefully takes the conversation in a totally different direction because they have been backed into a corner and give-up on defending their position. They then usually deflect to something personal, which the other members of the conversation have no interest in.
Kid A: "If it's a local small town artist, you show appreciation."
Kid B: "Do you equally appreciate Collin and Andrew as artists?"
Kid A: i have as much playtime on my 1 character on Xbox as i do on steam borderlands
Kid B: "Classic Drew. Nice."
by Noggin Clontith November 8, 2018
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