Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

Classic Prick

A tall white skinny man who lives in Edina Minnesota

Wow he is such a classic prick

by money time November 2, 2016

Zoe Classic

If a guy/girl is in a relationship with someone but cheats several times and dumps him/her after a month

Paul: Yooo did u see Leonie getting rizzed by Lukas even tho she is in a relationship.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...

Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.

by RizzingMan November 19, 2023

Classic Sonic and Tails dancing

A meme that started off good until a kid called Yaseen Ajina milked the fuck out of it. At this point, it is no longer funny because of his milking.

Person 1 : Why aren't people using the Classic Sonic and Tails dancing meme?
Person 2 : A kid milked the shit out of it.

by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

Boonta Eve Classic

Whenever a man or a woman is on top during sexual intercourse and shouts, "Now this is podracing!"

"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."

by That_Sheetz_Guy May 30, 2018

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

Classic tita

(adj.) People who thinking about yed all day.

josh: Do yo know that guy jefff ? He so horny he keep taking about yed hee dog and hee cat everyday even Buddhist Holy day can't stop him .I really don't get it
peter : that just a classic tita

by red prof June 24, 2021