cheese weasel

A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

by akb427 December 15, 2007

Cheebahawk

Someone who smokes alot of pot but never ever has there own, therefore they are scavenging someone elses hard earned greens. Usually comes in late and asks the smoker to smoke him up(being the cheebahawk) Whining and begging is usually seen during this

"Hey smoke me up, Ill give you 2 bones"
"No"
"Come on dude, Ill give u 3 bones, and I'll smoke you up when I get buds"
"Ok"
"Nice"

by AM January 23, 2004

richard cheese

The greatest musician ever. He takes hit songs like Welcome to the Jungle and Freak on a Leash, and turns them into LOUNGE MUSIC!

"Man, have you heard any of Richard Cheese's cover songs?"

"Naw man I haven't"

"DUDE IT'S LIKE ELEVATOR MUSIC, BUT COOL!!!"

by BonnietheBAMF April 24, 2007

chucky cheese

Hell hole full of assholes, talking vermin, and shitty pizza. Bars pumping blaring annoying techno music have a better atmosphere.

I have to go to Chucky Cheese, and afterwords I'm gonna get drunk and drive off a cliff.

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

high cheese

In baseball when a pitcher throws a high fastball for a strike.

"The pitcher gave him the high cheese to get the strikeout"

by JennaM July 3, 2008

eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba December 15, 2008

cheese

When a video game character is really cheap, does copious amounts of damage, is usually decent on the tier lists and n00b-friendly (meaning you can just push the same button over and over again and win). E.g. Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Noel Vermillion in BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger.

Wow, way to pick Ryu. He's so cheese.

by 1337ChunChun December 9, 2010